Funny Quotes About Attitude

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1. Don’t get my personality and my attitude twisted, because my personality is me, and my attitude depends on you!

2. Some people are just so FAKE that if you look properly at the back of their neck, you’ll find a tag saying “MADE IN CHINA” !!

3. I have reached a point in life where I feel it is no longer necessary to try & impress anyone. If they like me the way I am, good & if they don’t, it’s their loss.

4. They say don’t drink and drive. Well.. Yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I’m a badass1.

5. The moment someone tells me I can’t do something is the moment I stop listening.

6. Life is short. SMILE while you still have TEETH. 🙂

7. A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes.

8. Yes, you do have a right to your opinion…And I have a right to mine. And my opinion is that your opinion is ridiculously stupid!

9. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle, He’s dreaming TOO.

10. Adventure isn’t hanging on a rope off the side of a mountain. Adventure is an attitude that we must apply to the day to day obstacles of life.

11. It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult undertaking which, more than anything else, will determine its successful outcome.

12. Thank you to every person who has ever told me I can’t. You are just another reason I will.

13. I hate when I’m about to HUG someone really sexy and my face hits the mirror. :p!

14. If you don’t like my words, don’t listen. If you don’t like my appearance, don’t look. If you don’t like my actions, turn your head; It’s as simple as that.

15. Can you do me a favor? Take a picture of yourself, and send it to me. I am playing cards and seem to be missing the Joker.

16. I don’t need someone to tell me what to do. I need someone to lead me to where I’m headed, but only halfway. Then I’ll take it from there and choose my own path.

17. A good friend would bail you out of jail but your best friend would be the one sitting next to you saying, damn that was cool.

18. The greatest discovery of my generation is that man can alter his life simply by altering his attitude of mind.

19. I’m pretty sure the whole ladies first thing was created by a guy just to check out ass. 😀

20. Love me or hate me, both are in my favor. Because if you love me I am in your heart, if you hate me I am in your mind.

21. I love everyone! There are some people I love to be around, and some people I love to avoid. And then there are others I do love to just punch in the face.

22. I have learnt to be proud of who I am irrespective of my performance, though it matters, I cannot do beyond my best.

23. When nothing seems right then go left.!!

24. Man ask a trainer in the gym, I want to impress that girl, which machine can I use? Trainer replies: Use the ATM!

25. Attitude is a little thing which makes a lot of difference between badminton success and success failure.

26. High power comes with high electricity BILL!!

27. I may be fat, but you are ugly. The truth is I still can lose that fat.

28. Try to say the letter M without your lips touching!

29. Life is too short, so smile while you still have teeth.

30. Mosquitoes are like family. Annoying but they carry your blood.


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31. Totally available! Please disturb me!

32. When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.

33. I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

34. The main cause of divorce is a marriage!

35. All my life I thought air is free until I bought a bag of chips.

36. There can be no positive result through negative attitude. Think positive. Live positive.

37. Marriage is a “workshop”, Where husband ‘works’ and wife ‘shops’. 😀

38. If money grew on trees, then girls would be dating monkeys.

39. Attitude is that little thing that will make the most difference in the accomplishment of your goals.

40. If school has taught us anything.., it’s texting without looking!

41. You can’t compare me to the next girl…, Because there is no competition. I’m one of a kind, and that’s real.!

42. I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them!

43. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.

44. We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.

45. My mother always told me: If you do not have anything nice to say, then you better say it sarcastically.

46. An attitude is an inward thought that wiggles its way out.

47. The life each of us lives is the life within the limits of our own thinking. To have life more abundant, we must think in limitless terms of abundance.

48. When everything comes your way… Then you are on the wrong part of highway.

49. A bad attitude can literally block love, blessings and destiny from finding you. Don’t be the reason you don’t succeed.

50. I’m poor. I can’t pay attention in class room.

51. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

52. I don’t follow others, I only follow my orders because I am my own boss.

53. I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent.

54. Don’t confuse my personality and my attitude because my personality is ME and my attitude depends on YOU.

55. I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early.

56. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a closed room with a mosquito.

57. My Girlfriend says I need to be more affectionate…, Now I have two Girlfriends! 🙂

58. Tom N Jerry taught me that life is boring without Enemies!!

59. When it rains all the birds fly for shelter but the eagle alone avoids the rain by flying above the clouds. Problems are common to all but the attitude makes the difference.

60. They say we learn from our mistakes. So I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius.


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61. A deaf child says “For all of you I am deaf but for me all of you are dumb”. Life have different perspective live the way you want to!

62. You are today where your thoughts have brought you; you will be tomorrow where your thoughts take you.

63. I’m that ugly I asked myself out and I said no…!

64. As the wheel follows the ox behind, we will become what our thoughts have made us.

65. Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you.

66. Ability is what you’re capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it.

67. I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

68. Possible is more a matter of attitude, a matter of decision, to choose among the impossible possibilities, when one sound opportunity becomes a possible solution.

69. When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But! When I drink Fanta… No one says I’m fantastic!

70. Never allow yourself to be so desperate that you end up settling for far less than that you deserve.

71. A fine is a tax for doing wrong & a tax is a fine for doing well..!

72. I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude, and that’s not my problem.

73. I started out with nothing and i still have most of it 🙂

74. “Lose my attitude?” It’s not an attitude. I’m sick of being unappreciated. I’d love to see where you’d be without me.

75. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.

76. I’m not lazy, I’m a master of energy conservation.

77. Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

78. Whatever life gives you, even if it hurts, just be strong & act like you’re okay. Strong walls shake, but never collapse.

79. Good friends will share the umbrella. Best friends will steal it and yell It’s awesome, now run!

80. Climbing to the top demands strength, whether it is to the top of Mount Everest or to the top of your career.

81. What is beauty if the brain is empty but what is intelligence if you have a wrong mental attitude.

82. When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing Angry Birds with you?

83. My attitude is that if you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength.

84. You cannot control what happens to you, but you can control your attitude toward what happens to you, and in that, you will be mastering change rather than allowing it to master you.

85. I just want to be left alone, is it hard. I don’t wanna talk because it ain’t going anywhere, let me be. I’ll be fine because I’m stronger than you think I am, I will not be defeated.

86. Me and my wife live happily for 25 years and then we met…!

87. I don’t care what you think of me! Unless you think I’m awesome – in which case, you’re right! Carry on.

88. I know the voices in my head aren’t real but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely awesome!

89. If you think you can do better than me, then fine, HERE!!! the stage is all yours.

90. Attitude is the frame in which you view the world, the hue in which people see you, the tone in which they hear you and the mood for all your day’s activities.

91. Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

92. People say I have a dirty mind, But I say its just creative!

93. Time plays a role in almost every decision. And some decisions define your attitude about time.

94. Attitude is like the wind, it can pick you up and carry you away like a balloon, or drop you on your butt.

95. Warning! I know KARATE and few other oriental words.

96. All that we are is the result of what we have thought. The mind is everything. What we think, we become.

97. Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared believe that something inside them was superior to circumstance.

98. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

99. If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping in a closed room with a mosquito.

100. Nothing can stop the man with the right mental attitude from achieving his goal; nothing on earth can help the man with the wrong mental attitude.

101. Patience is not a virtue. Its just a waste of Time! 😛

102. The highest possible stage in moral culture is when we recognize that we ought to control our thoughts.

103. To get success, you may need to work like a slave but what matters most is to have the attitude of the character you perceive as success in if life.

104. No one can make me for doing anything that I never want because I am the lord of myself.

105. Some will make you dance, some will make you smile, and some will make your misery longer than a mile! Pleasure or pain, the choice is thine.

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